This Is Happening: Cher Is Coming To Fire Island

This is not a drill.
August 10, 2016
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It was just announced an hour ago that Cher, mother of Chaz, Goddess of Turning Back Time and Academy Award winner, is coming to the gayest place on Earth - Fire Island. Oh... and it's all for a good cause - to get the first female President in the Oval Office. 

The Facebook event reads:

This is not a drill, folks. Be a part of this historic moment for our candidate and our community.
Saturday, August 20 | Early Evening (Time TBA) 
Fire Island Pines, NY
More details coming soon...
Contribution Levels:
Supporter: $250 (Limited Availability)
Fighter: $1,000 Includes photo with Cher
Host: Contribute or raise $2,500 (Includes host reception and photo with Cher)
Chair: Contribute or raise $5,000 (Includes Chair’s greet and photo with Cher)
For more information, please contact Carl Gray at

This is just too gay. Cher + Fire Island? I am just praying for a Mermaids inspired look. 

Now let's listen to my favorite Cher song:

So many key changes!

Also this: 

This is me on the ferry on my way to see Cher:

Looks like Cher is no stranger to the Island of Misfit Gays. On the Facebook page for the Fire Island Pines Historical Preservation Society, we found this pic from 1981. "Actress/singer Cher arrives in the Pines for the Fourth of July Weekend," the caption reads. "She goes to the Tea Dance and spends time on the yacht Barbara."