2012 Summer Yearbook: Superlatives

August 31, 2012

(Bianca Del Rio)

Least Impressed By Summer 2012: McKayla Maroney

Film Club

Heard Before Seen: The Hulk in The Avengers

Most Likely to Make You Go to the Movies: The Dark Knight Rises

Best Ice Queen: Charlize Theron, in Snow White and the Huntsman and Prometheus

Best Reason to Rewatch You’ve Got Mail: The passing of Nora Ephron

Science Club

Most Likely to Make Us Pay Attention in Science Class: Season Five of Breaking Bad, which taught us chemistry can fix every problem.

Gayest NASA Robot: Curiosity, the Mars rover.

Most Significant Science Event That People Mistake for a Character in a Harry Potter Novel: Discovery of Higgs Boson.

Most Likely to Send Lesbians into Space: The outing of Sally Ride in her obituary.

Heard before meme: Ehmagawd!

TV Production

Bloodiest Buzzkill: Chris Meloni’s Roman on True Blood

Gay Reality Star Who Looks Most Like Heather Thompson from Real Housewives of New York: Wil from Big Brother

Dance Committee

Best Celebrity Pride Appearance: Kylie Minogue at Day Party

Best Outdoor Party to Become an Indoor Party: Dance on the Pier

Most Likely to Give You Vertigo While Dancing: Michael Cohen and Matthew Gagnon’s Summer Camp, at the 33-floors-high Sky Room

Cutest Couple: Alan Cumming and Liza Minnelli at the Ice Palace

Best Reason to Listen to Disco: the passing of Donna Summer


Best Reason for a Friends Reunion: Jen Aniston gets engaged to Justin Theroux

New Power Couple: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

Most Shocking New Exes: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Gay-Straight Alliance

Most Likely to Change the Rap Industry: Frank Ocean

Most Likely to Not Surprise Anyone with Their Coming Out: Anderson Cooper

Most Likely to Not Surprise Anyone With Their Coming Out (Honorable Mentions): Mika, Jim Parsons, Ezra Miller

Biggest Unifier: Magic Mike, for bringing together the most bachelorette parties and gay men since the opening of Lips

Varsity Sports

Newest Soft-Core Porn Obsession: Tom Daley

Most Mind-Numbing Interview: Ryan Lochte

Best Reason Olympic Gymnasts Should Sext Their Girlfriends: Naked photos of Danell Leyva

Best Reason to Pay Attention to the Jets: Tim Tebow running shirtless

Drama Club

Best Mustache on Broadway: Ricky Martin in Evita

Most Forgivable Movie-Turned Broadway Musical: Bring It On: The Musical