2012 Summer Yearbook: Superlatives
(Bianca Del Rio)
Least Impressed By Summer 2012: McKayla Maroney
Heard Before Seen: The Hulk in The Avengers
Most Likely to Make You Go to the Movies: The Dark Knight Rises
Best Ice Queen: Charlize Theron, in Snow White and the Huntsman and Prometheus
Best Reason to Rewatch You’ve Got Mail: The passing of Nora Ephron
Most Likely to Make Us Pay Attention in Science Class: Season Five of Breaking Bad, which taught us chemistry can fix every problem.
Gayest NASA Robot: Curiosity, the Mars rover.
Most Significant Science Event That People Mistake for a Character in a Harry Potter Novel: Discovery of Higgs Boson.
Most Likely to Send Lesbians into Space: The outing of Sally Ride in her obituary.
Heard before meme: Ehmagawd!
Bloodiest Buzzkill: Chris Meloni’s Roman on True Blood
Gay Reality Star Who Looks Most Like Heather Thompson from Real Housewives of New York: Wil from Big Brother
Best Celebrity Pride Appearance: Kylie Minogue at Day Party
Best Outdoor Party to Become an Indoor Party: Dance on the Pier
Most Likely to Give You Vertigo While Dancing: Michael Cohen and Matthew Gagnon’s Summer Camp, at the 33-floors-high Sky Room
Cutest Couple: Alan Cumming and Liza Minnelli at the Ice Palace
Best Reason to Listen to Disco: the passing of Donna Summer
Best Reason for a Friends Reunion: Jen Aniston gets engaged to Justin Theroux
New Power Couple: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
Most Shocking New Exes: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
Most Likely to Change the Rap Industry: Frank Ocean
Most Likely to Not Surprise Anyone with Their Coming Out: Anderson Cooper
Most Likely to Not Surprise Anyone With Their Coming Out (Honorable Mentions): Mika, Jim Parsons, Ezra Miller
Biggest Unifier: Magic Mike, for bringing together the most bachelorette parties and gay men since the opening of Lips
Newest Soft-Core Porn Obsession: Tom Daley
Most Mind-Numbing Interview: Ryan Lochte
Best Reason Olympic Gymnasts Should Sext Their Girlfriends: Naked photos of Danell Leyva
Best Reason to Pay Attention to the Jets: Tim Tebow running shirtless
Best Mustache on Broadway: Ricky Martin in Evita
Most Forgivable Movie-Turned Broadway Musical: Bring It On: The Musical